Why I sometimes have trouble getting work done
Sometimes it's hard to work around the sabertooth desk cats...
Rumble and Noodle: "We're just helping, Mom!"
Me: "Um, guys...there's no room for me to work."
R&N: "You can't fool us. You're taking a break to read someone's blog. If you're taking a break, you should be petting us. Much more relaxing than reading about your friends' crazy lives!"
Me: *pets the cats, lest they eat my monitor*